Thanks to Captain Beefheart of Phat Choon Cookie for helping me find my way to this wonderful quiz:

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen!

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I agree with the findings. I am a very good friend. I wouldn’t recommend getting on my bad side, however. The other side of me is no strawberry…

So, I’m trying to take a picture of my youngest kitty because she’s being ADORABLE sitting on top of the scratching post grooming herself and my hand-me-down digital camera spazzes out as usual. I have to hit the button 12 times before it takes a picture, turn it off 3 times, hit the button 12 more times, take a picture that never records to memory, repeat repeat repeat so that I see the flash go off 5 separate times but only end up with 2 pictures. I’m swearing while Georgie keeps staring at me, grooming herself, being so cute, and I’m so pissed I’m throwing the camera on the floor. So, my husband says “why don’t you just buy a new camera?”

My evil plan finally worked. So, I just bought the Sony Cybershot DSC-W1 5.1 megapixel online for cheap (not refurb, but still a great price). I can’t wait for it to show up. I’m gonna go crazy taking pictures. Weeha!!

If you’re a smoker and don’t want to use tobacco products anymore but you’re having trouble quitting, try visiting “Fair Enough!”. It may help you become disgusted enough with the tobacco industry that you’ll find new motivation to keep trying to quit.

For anyone who reads this and gets the all “high and mighty tingle”, I do understand that it is your right to smoke and that the US economy relies heavily on this addictive substance. But, some people actually want to stop smoking, so please recognize that not everything is about you. Amen, thank you, and goodnight.

Guess who finally received her Adriana Evans CD???!?!?! ME!!! YAY!!!!!

Copying it to iTunes now… Can’t wait to hear it after all..this..time!!

Growing up I had always been told that female cats could give birth to a litter of kittens with different fathers, but that it was not possible in people. Seems that’s not true! I won’t be testing this theory myself, but feel free to test it for yourself!

I am horrified that human beings can be so cruel to one another. Why? What purpose does this serve? Do unto others, people… So unsettling.

D*ana is claiming Katie and Tom are actually engaged!

Rome 27-04-2005 Tom Cruise with its new fiancee Katie Holmes,an American actress, is arrives in Rome this morning (6.00am) with a private airplane from the U.S.A., and has taken a suite in the Hassler Hotel, the same Hotel of the last vacation of love with Penelope Cruz before theirs split. Tom has made to find in the suite, an enormous bunch of red roses and a ring for its Katie. The brace is only exited for supper to the Piperno restaurant the same restaurant where it went with Penelope last time.

I agree with her that something MUST be lost in the translation from Italian to English… Or, maybe not. Seems a little rushy-rushy to me.

Bye, Constantine. Good luck with your band‘s record contract.

(Thanks, D*ana!)

Did someone roll some Yahtzee dice and just come up with a Chance? Access Hollywood is claiming that Katie and Tom are the next Hollywood power couple. wtf?

Congrats to my friends M and J who welcomed their second baby, a girl, into the world yesterday afternoon.

Don’t you just want to bite that cutie pie face?! So adorable!!!!!!!