Directions: Add up what you’ve done, past or present. Give out the grand total. If you feel like letting everyone know just what exactly makes up your total then you go right ahead and put some sort of demarcation next to that stuff, such as bolding or italicizing the line or putting an asterisk at the start/end.
1. Have gone past first base–$4 2. Have had sexual intercourse– $5 3. Have only went as far as first base– $3 4. Have smoked an unfiltered cigarette or cigar– $5 5. Have gotten so drunk, you’ve thrown up– $5 6. Have gone skinny dipping– $3 7. Have kissed someone of the opposite sex– $4 8. Have had more than one bf/gf at the same time– $2 9. Have cheated on someone you are in a commited relationship with– $2 10. Have fallen asleep during class– $0.50 11. Have cheated on a quiz– $1 12. Have been expelled– $5 13. Have been in a fist fight– $3 14. Have given oral– $5 15. Have received oral– $5 16. Have prank called the cops– $3 17. Have stolen something from a store– $2 18. Have done some form of illegal drugs– $5 19. Have dyed your hair a color that evokes stares– $0.50 20. Have done something of a sexual nature with someone at least 5 yrs older than you– $3 21. Have dated someone over 18 while you were under 18– $4 22. Have eaten an entire bag of Oreos– $0.50 23. Have cried yourself to sleep over a member of the opposite sex– $1 24. Have said you love someone but didn’t actually mean it– $1 25. Have ever been in love– $4 26. Have ever been in lust–$0.01 27. Have gotten caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing– $1 28. Have performed some sort of sexual activity in a house of worship– $10 29. Have gotten arrested– $5 30. Have spent a night in jail–$7 31. Have made out with someone at the movies– $2 32. Have peed in a pool– $0.03 33. Have played spin the bottle– $1 34. Have done something that you regret– $3 35. Have been in love with someone that you never told–$0.02
To all who were wondering what happened with my friend from the convenience store: She never showed. I called the number she had given me and I was told she was not there, which is better than it being a wrong number, but still doesn’t let me know if she was coming or not. I waited half an hour then I went grocery shopping.
I had gone to Old Navy before our scheduled meeting time and got a new messenger bag, which I love.
I don’t like to carry around a girly purse to work, so the messenger bag rocks. I can keep all my gadgets in it!
I’ll try again with my pal after the holiday weekend. I don’t think the stoodupedness was intentional. She was the one who suggested we have coffee in the first place. Maybe I’m gullible. Maybe I offended her. Maybe it totally slipped her mind. Maybe I dreamed that I made the date with her. When I came home and told Hay that she never showed he was so sweet. He immediately told me he was sorry she did that, and that it’s not me, that I’m a great person. He read my mind and fixed my bad thoughts. :} That’s why I love him, he holds me up when I can’t stand. I do the same for him when I can, although I admit I need it way more than he does. (I front security and strength, but really deep down I’m very fragile and insecure…)
AnonymousCoworker is getting married on Monday, so I’ve sent a gorilla dressed as a belly dancer to his house with a box of cigars, a pack of condoms, and a box of wine. I think he’ll love my portable bachelor party.
Why is everyone singing about 808 now? Please help me to understand. I’ve read the Hip Hop slang dictionary, the urban dictionary, and wikipedia but I still don’t get it. Why is everyone exclaiming it in their songs?! (Beyoncé and Kelis both have new songs in which they reference “808”.)
Oh, hey! Hi! How are ya? Listen, again I was busy today. So, um… *cluck* Yah.
I took Allie to the vet. I’ve almost convinced her (the vet) that Allie is psycho at home despite her completely cool demeanor while with the vet. Almost. I said I’d bring in videos next time of Allie being absolutely bonkers in between purring moments.
Tomorrow I’m having coffee with a new friend. I met her at the convenience store. She works there. I like her. She likes me. What more needs to happen? We exchanged numbers and made a date for tomorrow. She’s a bit younger than I am but already has two kiddos, so she’s already way more mature than I ever could hope to be right now. Looking forward to it, but very nervous about it. I’ve just been burned a lot of times at this point when trying to start and maintain friendships in adulthood. And, come to think of it, I’ve had issues of friendship abandonment my whole life. Granted, I was usually the one moving away and therefore terminating the friendship, but there was that one time when I tried my hardest to maintain a friendship between states, and … nope, not successful. In fact, that friend would later in life make me choose between her and my guy friend who was my very best friend at the time. I chose wisely. She gave an unrealistic ultimatum. He is still one of my very good friends, she is now my unspoken enemy. The end.
Hay and I are having fried dinner. I need to go write down what I want so my lovely husband will order it for me. Happy Tuesday, and likely Wednesday, which is as busy as today. Yip, yip!