Hay and I both have colds. All of a sudden. All because the woman I trained on Friday neglected to mention she had a cold before I licked her keyboard. And then I made some sort of contact with Hay between Friday and this morning.
Sorry, Hay. FU, lady.
It was the sausage’s fault.
keeheeheehee
Feel better.
No, seriously. You need to take a course in Feeling. You’re terrible at it!
(For reals yo, get well soon)
ACW – One of my symptoms is grumpiness so I shall reply: Fucker.
But I still <3 you for your backstabby heartfelt condolences.
*sneeze on your keyboard*
Poppy? Why were you licking keyboards?
It’s my signature move! I help people with their computer problems, questions, or learning and they thank me. To say “you’re welcome!” I give the keyboard the special Poppy lick.
Do I even want to know why you think it’s special to lick someone else’s keyboard? (you know, besides mine when I command you to cuz you’re my bitch and all).
Sour – Probably not. And your keyboard is now saliva-clean.