As I motored between new and old office I heard this about me…
Previous officemate: *making a 3-foot-long gesture with hands* “She’s got some really nice short ones.”
I enjoy being spoken about so fondly! She was speaking about some short shelves that are in my new office which I won’t be needing, but it’s amusing to overhear.
That could get very dirty, very quickly. XD
The best part is there isn’t a dirty bone in her body. How she has two kids is beyond me because I’m confident that (s-e-x) is not part of her repertoire.
i’m thinking maybe she was talking about your ovaries
That was good.
This post is just dirty enough. I don’t think I have anything to add.
I didn’t do anything dirty, I just relayed the information. She so didn’t mean it that way. But then again I’m always schooling her when she says inappropriate slang she didn’t mean to say.