I’m live blogging Mr. Fab‘s texts until I crash or he does. But, really, how will I know if he crashes? Oh, it just occurred to me, I can ask Avi who doesn’t drink. Heh. (For the record: I’m drinking water. Fab is pounding vodkas. When I crash it will be because of tiredness, not drunkenness.)
Everything is SIC, so don’t give me shit for typos.
8:53pm Fab: I like vodka a lot. I want to marry vodka. I want to make sweet sweet love to vodka.
8:55 Poppy: Are you drunk or just alcantilizing?
8:57 Fab: What does the last word mean?
8:59 Poppy: Think infantilizing but replace the man diaper with a bucket o vodka.
9:01 Fab: I don’t know what you are saying but it is making me hot
9:02 Poppy: Make adam explain to you, i’m SURE he knows.
9:26 Fab: Update; I officially love Dave2 of Blogography and Britt just kicked the fuck out of me!
9:29 Poppy: Whatever you do, DON’T KICK BACK. That just makes her angry.
9:32 Poppy: PS – send photos of the bruising for the lawyers.
10:01 Poppy: Are you dead or just filthy drunk?
10:02 Fab: Happy ;0
(MASS TEXT SENT TO EVERYONE, not just Poppy, and btw, I saw a well lit picture earlier, it’s fake) 10:02 Fab: Like my cock, kids?
10:09 Fab: CP SAYS HI!
10:12 Poppy: HI, CP!!!
10:16 Fab: She says Mwaa!
10:20 Poppy: Aww. Is everyone having a good time?
10:25 Fab: Yep :O
10:42 Poppy: How’s the party going?
10:43 Avi: Awesome!
10:44 Poppy: Yay. Wish i was there, hi to everybody!
10:49 Avi: Ok!
10:49 Fab: It is EXHAUSTING sing karaoke with a gay guy!
10:58 Poppy: BWAHAHAHA! Are you talking about Jester?
11:01 Fab: (clearly drunk now) I have lost the plot.
11:02 Poppy: Karaoke with jester?
11:03 Fab: No
11:04 Poppy: Soo, who’s the gay karaoker? you?
11:05 Fab: Just did Lady Marmelade with CP whoo hoo!
11:10 Poppy: Oh, that song is really hard. Hope someone got that on video!
11:11 Fab: I don’t know lol
11:31 Poppy: I might go to sleep now but you should keep sending me texts so this blog post is nice and hilarious by morning.
11:42 Fab: me and Miss Britt singing Only the Good Die Young…..I have died and gone to heaven!
12:03am Fab: Iwant to have sex with most of the people here. Britt has [censored by Poppy, siiiiigh].
12:54 Fab: Pobaby the last text kids. I am toasted and…um…something…..um…..what?
And so concludes the texts. Sorry I had to censor one, but I think Miss Britt will appreciate that. Sorry I didn’t stay up to be traumatized further, but this girl needed 12 hours of sleep. Wait, why am I apologizing? Congrats to Adam on a great party.