I’m live blogging Mr. Fab‘s texts until I crash or he does. But, really, how will I know if he crashes? Oh, it just occurred to me, I can ask Avi who doesn’t drink. Heh. (For the record: I’m drinking water. Fab is pounding vodkas. When I crash it will be because of tiredness, not drunkenness.)
Everything is SIC, so don’t give me shit for typos. 
8:53pm Fab: I like vodka a lot. I want to marry vodka. I want to make sweet sweet love to vodka.
8:55 Poppy: Are you drunk or just alcantilizing?
8:57 Fab: What does the last word mean?
8:59 Poppy: Think infantilizing but replace the man diaper with a bucket o vodka.
9:01 Fab: I don’t know what you are saying but it is making me hot
9:02 Poppy: Make adam explain to you, i’m SURE he knows.
9:26 Fab: Update; I officially love Dave2 of Blogography and Britt just kicked the fuck out of me!
9:29 Poppy: Whatever you do, DON’T KICK BACK. That just makes her angry.
9:32 Poppy: PS – send photos of the bruising for the lawyers.
10:01 Poppy: Are you dead or just filthy drunk?
10:02 Fab: Happy ;0
(MASS TEXT SENT TO EVERYONE, not just Poppy, and btw, I saw a well lit picture earlier, it’s fake) 10:02 Fab: Like my cock, kids?
10:09 Fab: CP SAYS HI!
10:12 Poppy: HI, CP!!!
10:16 Fab: She says Mwaa!
10:20 Poppy: Aww. 
Is everyone having a good time?
10:25 Fab: Yep :O
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10:42 Poppy: How’s the party going?
10:43 Avi: Awesome!
10:44 Poppy: Yay. Wish i was there, hi to everybody!
10:49 Avi: Ok!
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10:49 Fab: It is EXHAUSTING sing karaoke with a gay guy!
10:58 Poppy: BWAHAHAHA! Are you talking about Jester?
11:01 Fab: (clearly drunk now) I have lost the plot.
11:02 Poppy: Karaoke with jester?
11:03 Fab: No
11:04 Poppy: Soo, who’s the gay karaoker? you?
11:05 Fab: Just did Lady Marmelade with CP whoo hoo!
11:10 Poppy: Oh, that song is really hard. Hope someone got that on video!
11:11 Fab: I don’t know lol
11:31 Poppy: I might go to sleep now but you should keep sending me texts so this blog post is nice and hilarious by morning.
11:42 Fab: me and Miss Britt singing Only the Good Die Young…..I have died and gone to heaven!
12:03am Fab: Iwant to have sex with most of the people here. Britt has [censored by Poppy, siiiiigh].
12:54 Fab: Pobaby the last text kids. I am toasted and…um…something…..um…..what?
And so concludes the texts. Sorry I had to censor one, but I think Miss Britt will appreciate that. Sorry I didn’t stay up to be traumatized further, but this girl needed 12 hours of sleep. Wait, why am I apologizing? Congrats to Adam on a great party.
If he can marry Vodka… then I can marry Merlot.
That picture is actually really scary.
I think I should go drink vodka now in honor of the party.
Sheesh!!! And he refuses to text me, his blog fiance, cuz it’s too expensive… Fuck that!
LOL, the post is hilarious!
You went to bed? I think he and Mrs. Fab were here until 1:30. CP was here until 2. Britt’s still here.
hihi, sounds like a fun party! Can’t wait to see pics and vids
Thanks for posting this!
Greets Julia
Dawg, please stop talking about Merlot. *hurl* Oh, now look what you’ve done?!?!? Wine and I are not yet friends again.
DB, at least you got to read his innocuous (HA) texts to me. I think his texts before the party were actually the more entertaining ones, but those ones will never be shared (cuz I deleted them before thinking, which means I deleted the well lit dildo picture too, oh well).
Avi, I think I’m catching a cold after this fucking week from hell. I was very woozy and tiiiired. I slept until 11am today. Britt’s in your bed sleeping with Amy, isn’t she. I KNEW IT!!!!
Julia, hey! Same. I’m not sure I will rest until I see the party pics and vids.
I cannot believe you posted the drunk texts! How hysterical!
And I hate to correct the host with the most, but CP was crawling out of his house at 3am on her hands and knees trying desperately not to vomit on her pedicure.
Just saying.
I posted a little gossip on the blog before the guys, so you can check it out there. Didn’t make a PRE DATED post like FAB did. *snarf*
Some of us stay true to the art…
What evah!
If I had known you were posting them, I would have tried to be funnier
CP, all drunk texts sent to me that aren’t wildly inappropriate are posted on the blog. (Ok, that’s a total lie.)
Fab, I’m glad you didn’t “hear” me say that I was posting the texts. I don’t need you to try harder to be funny. Just be you.
I’m glad that even though I couldn’t be there in person, my spirit wasn’t far from the scene.