6 thoughts on “Judges, cops say Hershey’s mint looks like street drug”
Puhleeze, dramatic cop!
“Linda Wagner, a Philadelphia narcotics officer whose teenage daughter died of a heroin overdose, held back tears when she saw the pouches.”
IceBreakers make Linda Wagner cry. :loser:
I think Linda is a lousy Narc agent if she couldn’t detect that her daughter was on the Horse.
I seethe when the news tries to club us with “absolute moral authority” statements from people like this. Reminds me of the perpetually crying Cindy Sheehan.
Hey, if the stupid cop thinks IceBreakers are bad, wait till she gets a load of the new Cascade Dishwasher Disolvable Packets. Its just like the icebreakers but bigger! Does this mean she will cry more tears???
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Mr. Belcher, you are awesome. You receive a gold star for your Wednesday rant. In my blog comments, no less!
:grins:
But the more I think about it, the more I think that this woman has no business being a narcotics detective.
The packets are clearly labeled as candy. And there are loads of candies and mints that look like freaking drugs.
Tic-tacs have no markings. An altoids mint is the ugliest, most poorly manufactured mint there is. It has no label and clearly looks like it was made in a basement by a crackhead. How does this stupid Narc agent distinguish an altoids from Xtacy?
Ever see Nerds candies? If they are pale yellow, it looks just like crack rock. OMG, Nerds will make this stupid Narc agent cry.
How is Philly doing with their rampant drug crimes? Does hiring weepy women really help curb illegal drugs? Im glad she’s all over the IceBreakers thing tho. She couldn’t get her own daughter off of heroin, but she’s going to stop the dissolvable sugar packet thing cold. I guess dentists will thank her.
Your rants amuse me. Continue, continue.
Dissolvable sugar packets are for sissies, anyway. EXTRA LARGE PIXY STIX, PLEASE. :love:
Puhleeze, dramatic cop!
“Linda Wagner, a Philadelphia narcotics officer whose teenage daughter died of a heroin overdose, held back tears when she saw the pouches.”
IceBreakers make Linda Wagner cry. :loser:
I think Linda is a lousy Narc agent if she couldn’t detect that her daughter was on the Horse.
I seethe when the news tries to club us with “absolute moral authority” statements from people like this. Reminds me of the perpetually crying Cindy Sheehan.
Hey, if the stupid cop thinks IceBreakers are bad, wait till she gets a load of the new Cascade Dishwasher Disolvable Packets. Its just like the icebreakers but bigger! Does this mean she will cry more tears???
This rant brought to you by “Have no pity Wednesday.”
Mr. Belcher, you are awesome. You receive a gold star for your Wednesday rant. In my blog comments, no less!
:grins:
But the more I think about it, the more I think that this woman has no business being a narcotics detective.
The packets are clearly labeled as candy. And there are loads of candies and mints that look like freaking drugs.
Tic-tacs have no markings. An altoids mint is the ugliest, most poorly manufactured mint there is. It has no label and clearly looks like it was made in a basement by a crackhead. How does this stupid Narc agent distinguish an altoids from Xtacy?
Ever see Nerds candies? If they are pale yellow, it looks just like crack rock. OMG, Nerds will make this stupid Narc agent cry.
How is Philly doing with their rampant drug crimes? Does hiring weepy women really help curb illegal drugs? Im glad she’s all over the IceBreakers thing tho. She couldn’t get her own daughter off of heroin, but she’s going to stop the dissolvable sugar packet thing cold. I guess dentists will thank her.
Your rants amuse me. Continue, continue.
Dissolvable sugar packets are for sissies, anyway. EXTRA LARGE PIXY STIX, PLEASE. :love:
Turns out that Hersheys is caving.
http://tinyurl.com/2vx8aq
I guess that makes their tasty crack pouches a collectors item now.
Sa-weet. (Oh, I’m funny.)