Hi. How are you? That’s great! Listen, I love you all and stuff, so don’t take this as me being ungrateful or anything, but (heh, always a but) I actually don’t know what address you should use to send me presents and/or cards for my birthday. I’ll let you know when I know. Or, hey, send them EARLY! Or, late works too. Late is like an all-summer birthday! Wheee!
Or you could just send an e-card. I’m totally cool with an e-card. My address for an e-card doesn’t change.