Title non grata (or is it gratis?)

Breakfast of Popstars: Coke and peanut M&M’s.

Tip of the day: if the vending machine won’t take your money call it a little bitch and try again. Seems to work every time in NYC. Your city results may vary.

Well wish for you: I am away for the long weekend doing fun things in a new-to-me city while Dawg and the kittos hold down the fort. I hope you all have a wonderful long American weekend or short non-American weekend.

8 thoughts on “Title non grata (or is it gratis?)

  1. In my own vending machine trials and tribulations, I find dropping an F bomb or two seems to do the trick. I’ll have to try your advice next time and see if “little bitch” works here, too. I hope you have a fabulous weekend!

  2. Interestingly enough, your tip on vending machines also applies to uppity teenage grocery store checkout girls.

  3. I live in the midwest. If we call a vending machine a “little bitch,” it issues a cussing ticket and shoots a bar of soap into our mouths. Seriously.

    Hope you had a good time in the new-to-you city!!

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