Somehow I got nominated for Hot Blogger Calendar… enough times so I made the final nomination list for January/February. I was pretty shocked when I saw that, especially considering that this year I don’t know most of the people who are on the list with me, and also considering I can’t find anyone who actually nominated me. Ok, maybe Robin. Ok, maybe Sharon. hahahaha! No, ok, maybe my mom. Definitely wasn’t my boyfriend, he didn’t even know I was nominated until I told him.
Anyway, I had briefly considered telling the world DON’T VOTE FOR ME but I figured that would just backfire and you all would vote FOR me and then I’d look like some sort of an ungrateful bastard if I was voted in, so.
I live in NYC.
I am awesome.
I smell nice.
Not that you’d be able to get close enough to know because…
NO TOUCHING THE POPPY!!!!!!
I am a kitty mama to four beautiful girls.
I am smart.
I love Star Wars.
I love beer.
I love cheese.
(that’s the cottage variety)
I think you look very pretty/handsome today.
I am hot.
I am a blogger.
I love calendars.
Also, I have a lot of pairs of boots. Like, 22 pairs of them.
Not all pictured here, but you start to get the point.
And I’m sure boots would factor into my photo shoot if you pick me.
Not that this should sway you in any way. Except,