In his own mind, but that still technically makes him one. 
Happy birthday, Adam! Enjoy your invisible cake!
Me and Adam at TC08. He looks very happy to be babysitting me!
Happy birthday to a legend
Me and Adam at TC08. He looks very happy to be babysitting me!
Best photo of the lower half of my face EVER.
Thank you, Popstar. You will always be one of my oldest and dearest friends that I made through this whole blogging shindig.
Now… is he touching the Poppy or is the Poppy touching him? Because I thought that was against the rules… I’ve always wanted to touch the Poppy… how come HE gets to TOUCH THE POPPY?!
Adam, you’re welcome. You deserve the recognition as one of my continued besties.
Faiqa, I think I’m actually sitting on his lap trying to convince him to order me a drink from the waitress but he never did. He was my babysitter while Dawg went downstairs to “make out” with others. It all sounds so tawdry.