Every time I meet a new lady doctor I warn her that I always feel violated for several days after the physical exam. I am convinced that me saying this activates The Challenge Gene in them, a competition of sorts to be the most gentle they possibly can be, gentler than any of their predecessors or successors.

Today’s visit with my new doctor was the gentlest anyone has ever been.

And I still feel all crampy and violated. *sigh*

There is no winning with me, Doc.