Am I the only one who wonders aloud in my head, “what would Tyler Durden do?”
Yes? Hmm. Ok.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about:
1. You are no longer cool.
2. You haven’t seen Fight Club enough or perhaps read a Chuck Palahniuk novel lately.
3. You don’t read celebrity blogs.
4. You’ve repressed. Unrepress, silly.
I think on my death certificate it will say “Overdose from watching Groundhog Day one too many times”. And then the coroner will be fired.
I bought the DVD Knocked Up today. The tag line for this movie is located to the right of Seth Rogen’s head and says, “what if this guy got you pregnant?” I’m really not into getting pregnant right now but I think there is more of a “would you even have sex with this dude?!” message underneath.
The question I pose to all of the internets: Am I the only one who thinks Seth Rogen is a total hottie?
I really want to see this. Now. I’m patient about certain things, but seeing a Tim Burton movie with Johnny Depp that is going to rock is not something I enjoy waiting around for. Gimme.
Really, though, who doesn’t want to see a Sweeney Todd remake?!
I started watching Requiem for a Dream last night before bed. I’m not sure who told me this movie was severely fucked up, but I’m going to vote that it’s only in the very best way. Despite my absolute disdain for Jared Leto I am really enjoying the movie. Granted, I’m only 33 minutes into it, but I’ve already decided that I am going to like it all the way to its end.
I have nothing else interesting to say, and it shows. 
Oh, I guess that’s not true. I’m supposed to go out to dinner with a work friend tonight because we completed a gnarly project and could use some celebration time. I’ve never hung out with her outside of work before, but she seems really cool at work, so I have high hopes. Do I get a beer at the pub or do I act all smartassed and order something frou-frou? I have to drive home after so I’m thinking of getting a Midori Sour or some other “coming down from the buzz” drink so that I never actually get on the buzz.
Ok, really, that’s all. Anyone else want to tell me something interesting?
*In Requiem there are many shots of dilated pupils from drug use. And drunk people have dilated pupils, right?
I had something to say about Bill Murray and Mr. Fabulous… Hmm, but not together. What could those be…
Ahhh, yes.
If you see Bill Murray driving a golf cart down the street he’s harmless and adorable. (If you have not seen the movie Scrooged then I absolutely order you to rent or buy it. Now. GO! I’ll wait.)
If you listen to Mr. Fab’s radio show on December 2 you will hear me co-hosting. I realize that December is far away, but isn’t it a good idea to mark your calendars early?
That is all, citizens.
Kim sent me a photo of her boy cuz I’m always all up in her business when it comes to the vicarious living.
Cover your ears. Just do it. Thanks.
ZOMG HE IS FUCKING ADORABLENESS WRAPPED IN A CRESCENT ROLL.
You know the guy from Girls Just Want to Have Fun?!? HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT GUY, ONLY ACTUALLY COOL.
Kim is freaking hot herself so I’m not surprised. I’m just noting.
I found this over at A Feast of Crumbs and I need to share. Here’s a list of 10 reasons why Johnny Cash owns pwns Chuck Norris, authored by Xxoozero at Shoutwire:
Reason 1.
Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris
Reason 2.
Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar.
Reason 3.
Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to Folsom Prison and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more balls.
Reason 4.
Chuck wasn’t the first of his kind to kick ass. Johnny was the first rock star to set something on fire. While most artists only set their hotel rooms on fire, Johnny took it one step further and burned down half a national forest.
Reason 5.
When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields. That is a true bad ass. By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life.
Reason 6.
Chuck never got stabbed in the back by a woman. Johnny never stopped bleeding. Chuck may have gotten punched a few times, but Johnny knew what real pain was.
Reason 7.
Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that son of a bitch. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on.
Reason 8.
Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment, in true ShoutWire fashion, and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to fuck off in his own house.
Reason 9.
Chuck Norris made a lot of crappy movies. Johnny Cash never touched anything that didn’t turn to gold. In the 80’s, he made a song called “Chicken in Black” to get himself out of a record deal. Even that became popular.
Reason 10.
Johnny is the only man in history to decline painkillers after a double bypass heart surgery. He knew he liked drugs too god damn much and wouldn’t stop. That shows power over an addiction previously not seen before. Kicking a ninja’s ass is easy compared to kicking a drug’s ass.
Posted without permission from Joe or Skeletor.
I’ve never seen as many cocks in my entire life as I saw in this one film. And when I say cocks I mean penises.
I have never laughed so hard at a movie while in the movie theater.
Michael Cera is a fucking genius, as is Seth Rogen.
Despite some reviews to the contrary, the movie is not carried solely by the McLovin plot line. But that is an excellent plot line…
I will own this movie.
You need to see it. No choice, go now. Right now.
I’m going to work right now. For real. On a Saturday. When I don’t normally work Saturdays. Sacrifices for the greater good, or something.
After that I’m going to see Superbad so it will all be worth it. 