I bought the DVD Knocked Up today. The tag line for this movie is located to the right of Seth Rogen’s head and says, “what if this guy got you pregnant?” I’m really not into getting pregnant right now but I think there is more of a “would you even have sex with this dude?!” message underneath.
The question I pose to all of the internets: Am I the only one who thinks Seth Rogen is a total hottie?
Kim sent me a photo of her boy cuz I’m always all up in her business when it comes to the vicarious living.
Cover your ears. Just do it. Thanks.
ZOMG HE IS FUCKING ADORABLENESS WRAPPED IN A CRESCENT ROLL.
You know the guy from Girls Just Want to Have Fun?!? HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT GUY, ONLY ACTUALLY COOL.
Kim is freaking hot herself so I’m not surprised. 
I’m just noting.
Break Boy made me lentil pie at 12:30am last night because he knows I’m in need of pie lately.
His wife added the kitty cat design to it. Do you see it?
That pie? Fucking awesome. Pie crust, tomato, red lentils, onion, and extra sharp cheddar cheese. What is NOT to love?!?!?
This is why I have a friend who I met at age 6 and keep around. He is awesome. I’m pretty sure all the other friends take him completely for granted, but I never will again.
I was just able to make myself channa masala with basmati rice in 3.5 minutes, thanks to microwave technology.
I ate all 3 servings of it myself.
I am pretty sure I’m in that state of nirvana everyone’s always talking about…
Sunday, July 22: I wrote this post yesterday when PPP was being a bitchy bitch. It is still relevant.
I was looking for the “dance for your life footage” for Hok on the last results show of SYTYCD and instead I found this video:
I giggled and drooled through the whole thing. Hok and Dominic must be friends because Dominic’s in a lot of candid shots with him.
Still can’t find the video I’m looking for.
I would really like to borrow Lacey’s outfit.
You know, just to wear in the back yard and to cheerleading practices.
MorningStar Farms mini veggie corn dogs and french fries, pan fried in peanut oil.
What’s better? (Rhetorical.)
If you’ve never had Kettle chips then you’re not living. If you love chips (I know some of you don’t, I get it, shush) then please point your browser over to the Kettle neighborhood and guess how many chips fit in the smart fortwo car. If you win the contest you get free chips for a year!
The likelihood of you winning: Not very likely.
The likelihood of you having a good time guessing anyway: Very likely.
Please note that I have not had the cheddar beer chips yet, but as soon as I locate some I’m eating an entire bag. Potato plus cheese plus beer equals love.
Would you like to eat a beer-battered bacon double cheeseburger?
Yah, me too. Although, I’d make mine with a Whopper (or, better yet, a fresh burger) instead. And now I can because I have the recipe! Thanks to Accidental Hedonist for sharing the artery clogging wealth.
